Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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