I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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