What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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