We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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