Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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