Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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