How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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