he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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