Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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