I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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