Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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