Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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