Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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