atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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