He kissed a someone with a penis
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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