it's too hot outside to masturbate.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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