i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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