Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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