Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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