did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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