remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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