Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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