when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
i need some magic done to my vagina
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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