is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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