Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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