is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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