Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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