CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Randomize
