i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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