everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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