wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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