Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
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I wish i was in the wii world.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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