She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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