all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I touched a dick in church today
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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