She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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