I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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