Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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