But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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