you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
