I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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