he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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