Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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