Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
