Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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