carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I think people are normalizing furries
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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