fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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