I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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