Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Randomize
