ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.