So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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