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So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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