I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
