You work out of a Hotel?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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