I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
