I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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