You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i dont even know how to be here
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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