I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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