I could have mohawked her pubes.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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