we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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