lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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