who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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