great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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